See me make a fool out of myself.

SONG PARODY

“LOST” to the tune of “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha

Wake up on an island feeling like Jack Shepard, (spoiler alert!)

 find a bottle in my front pocket, time’s a skipping record.

We try to leave many times, but we’re always brought back.

Let’s get to sleep, or a monster made of smoke attacks.

I’m talkin’ hatches are gettin blown, blown.

Desmond was found alone, lone.

Voices over the phone, phone.

These other people claim they flew with me,

feelin concerned for Charlie,

the one who asked, “Guys… where ARE we?”

we’re LOST, straight up tossed, but they’ll find us, fingers crossed.

He died. He’s alive. Dude, this island is a ride.

It’s whack. Mental crack. Flashing forth, sideways and back.

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Hot girls, Hurley hurled, push the button, save the world.

lost drugs, Kate’s a thug, papa Sawyer never hugged.

Sun block,  Jack’s a doc, he is science, faith is Locke.

oh oh oh oh o h oho oh

you see the hatch was a station of the DHARMA inish,

which is the place to be if you want biscuits shaped like a fish,

and now these OTHERS wanna talk, cus they hear we got Linus,

but they capture us instead, turns out that ben is their highness.

 

I’m talkin bout errbody  bound and gagged, gagged,

walt reunites with dad, dad,

leaving us here in a bit of a snag, snag..

 

now, now they’re workin us until we tire,

surgery’s what Ben requires.

Jack and Jules conspire, jack and jules  conspire

 

Insane! Crashed our plane, psychic Desmond is to blame!

Where’s Ben? Jacob’s den. Ben’s imaginary friend.

There’s hope! What’s that note on his hand, not penny’s boat? nope.

no oh oh oh  oh oh oh oh

 

Some cliques just don’t mix, like the Oceanic 6.

Our own Twilight Zone, live together, die alone

Get packed, bearded Jack yelling “we have to go back”. Oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

 

J. J., You build it up, then break it down, the climax leaves my brain spinning.

If I keep up, from LOST to found, Then I’ll be crowned, though it’s ending.

J. J. But we will watch, in shock and awe, with Locke withdrawals when it’s over.

We’re never LOST, because of LOST, because of LOST.

So let’s blow up a bomb of Hydrogen.

 

Flashback! Didn’t crash, but this don’t feel like the past.

Tonight, brother’s fight for electromagnet light.

Locke’s fate, canidates, Christian Shepard at the gate.

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

 

I cried. What a ride. Purgatory on the SIDE.

let’s search for more merch, party in the super church.

This show was my bro, hey where’d Mr. Eko go?